Dane Jones is a person in Eugene, Oregon, limping his way towards a degree of some sort at the University of Oregon. One day, he'd love to work for Nike, or write for Saturday Night Live.
Would you look at that, it's already spring term The birds are chirping, it's sunny out, and the local homeless population is tanning This is a perfect time to put in just enough effort...
You've spent the entire week grinding out barely passable assignments, but it's Friday, and now it's time to go completely nuts Forget about groceries, or rent, or getting ahead on next...